“My Italian friends gave me a very funny book about how to speak Italian with your hands.”
Reminds me of an old joke. I think I may have heard it from Jim Valvano in an old speech.
What do you call an Italian with two broken arms?
A Mute.
You knew Coach Valvano?
or how to keep one quite.
Tie his hands behind his back.
Cackle cackle, I’ll send that on to my friends in Rome. They’ve probably heard it before but worth a second giggle.