There is a serious Constitutional issue here.
Shhhhh... The media won't tell, and the governor won't tell so don't let the Democrats’ useful idiots know. You'd have to start from scratch explaining how the Constitution doesn't allow legislation that feeds, clothes, shelter, or educates them.
After their screams of anguish have died down tell them there are only two conditions a presidential candidate must meet. He must be over thirty-five years old and a natural born citizen. A presidential candidate can be a convicted serial killer but if he is over 35 and a natural born citizen he meets the constitutional requirements.