Occam’s razor: the guard was collecting overtime and asleep at his desk all night.
Yes fits what’s so far known.
Like a good Union man, overtime is nap time, lol,.
Yep, Occam’s razor rarely fails. If the “guards” weren’t asleep at their desks while gobbling up the overtime, they were plinking on their iPhones or enjoying online porn. As Rush pointed out, this is no more or less than the usual incompetence exhibited by government employees . . . which is nowhere near as sexy as conspiracy theories.