The Clintons favorite ME died at 85 last year. They are going to need to recruit more foot soldiers for their crimes.Sucks getting Old.
There are plenty of morticians in DMORT that may be available for the purpose you have in mind.
They were coincidentally and conveniently meeting nearby as Colgan Air 3407 went down several days after the freshly minted Preezy Barry personally (and somewhat contentiously) met its 9/11 survivors representative, Beverly Eckert.
ME? I thought that was short for MiddleEast... How are you using it?