5. Hanging with paper sheets and 12 foot high ceiling happen every day!
6. Perps hang themselves conveniently only when there ar end videos of him doing it and when guards who lie about checking on perps falsify records.
7. Hanging breaks multiple bones by just leaning on door knobs.
8. Dead pediofiles are very camera shy and refuse to have their pictures taken.
9. Dad pediofiles ears suddenly change shape after they die.
10. JFK committed suicide to frame Lee Harvey Oswald who was having an affair with Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.
Brilliant! I suggest you get your mail order degree in CSI