If you’re an American citizen you are entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool,
A microwave oven—don’t watch the food cook,
A Dyna-Gym—I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
Real simulated Indian jewelry!
A Gucci shoetree!
A year’s supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number,
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary’s baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new mastadon
A Maverick
A Mustang
A Montego
A Merc Montclair
A Mark IV
A meteor
A Mercedes
An MG
Or a Malibu?
A Mort Moriarty
A Maserati
A Mac truck
A Mazda
A new Monza
Or a moped
A Winnebago— Hell, a herd of Winnebago’s, we’re giving ‘em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
A Las Vegas wedding
A Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
or
A baby’s arm holding an apple?
Got me hooked with the new Monza.....fancy word for a Corvair that has lousy handling characteristics and even worse safety aspects...but the name sounds cool...say it, “Monza”....say it more than once, “Monza.....Monzzzaaa”.
Sure, I’ll vote for you.....