Sung to the tune of “Peter Cottontail”
Here comes Peter Booty-Bug
He’ll give you a fruity hug
Squishity-Splishity Pete’s got lots to say!
He’s a real good booty judge
Likes his hot dogs dipped in fudge
Spankity-Wankity Peter’s really gay.
Your #5: That’s $#,+ is funny.
Catchy tune.