How about a trade then?
Let’s see. What could we trade to Denmark for Greenland?
Hmmmmmm.....
What is Denmark famous for?
Danish pastry!
And what goes with Danish?
Coffee!
Let’s trade them some coffee for Greenland!
I don’t know.....,ten or twenty pounds ought to do it.
How many Denmarkers are there anyway?
Can’t be more than a couple hundred.
What the heck, throw in a couple of those big silver coffee pots just for good measure.
Now I want some coffee and Danish.
Pastry is trivial
Denmark is faamous for Lego’s
And, canned ham