[dfwgator]

Take John Cougar’s advice, “Forget all about that macho s__t, and learn to play guitar.”

[Alberta's Child]

The rodeo has been the downfall of many a man, I guess:

She said, don't bother coming home,
By time you get here I'll be long gone.
There's somebody new and he sure ain't no rodeo man.
He said, I'm sorry it's come down to this,
There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss.
But it's alright baby,
If I hurry I can still make Cheyenne.