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The Ballad of the Social Justice Warrior Christine Blasey Ford

(To the tune of The Ballad of the Green Beret)

Pink pussy hat, upon her head,
Unless today, she thinks she’s Fred.
She’s not so sure, which sex is true,
But she knows best, what we must do.

Cisgender males, make her annoyed.
White privilege, must be destroyed!
Racism, is everywhere,
Thank Gaia, she knows what’s fair.

A PhD, after her name,
Social justice, is her aim!
Her memory, came back you see,
Just in time, to make history.

Socialism, is her goal.
Justice warrior, is her role!
She’ll give the truth, a little nudge,
So she can stop, that fascist judge.

She doesn’t know, the when or where.
She doesn’t know, who drove her there.
Her therapist, helped her recall,
That she was jumped, by Kavanaugh.

SJW’s will lie,
Social justice, is their cry!
They’ll fabricate, to make their case,
They know what’s best, for the human race.

A good man’s name, she’ll drag through shit,
For Roe v. Wade, she’ll do her bit!
Ends justify, the means she thinks,
But we all know, this tactic stinks.