This headline is humorous but still can’t match the Exploding Bull Semen Factory headline earlier. LOL.
Yet to quote REO Speedwagon seems appropriate here.
The following is an interesting lesson re-enforcing the errors that happen when things are filtered through others.
My initial briefing aboard ship in the Navy with about 10 sailors: The first sailor was told privately, "All non-duty hands are to muster on the flight deck at 1200 hours to observe a total eclipse of the Sun." Then he told another individual the same command in private and so on.
The final order as quoted by the 6th sailor was, "The Captain requests all personnel to gather on the Hangar Bay at 2400 hours for a Moon eclipse indoctrination." That's why military repeats orders. Remember, this was just within minutes and not 30 years ago.