[”Today in chapel, we confessed to plants,” the nation’s oldest independent seminary declared Tuesday on Twitter. “Together, we held our grief, joy, regret, hope, guilt and sorrow in prayer; offering them to the beings who sustain us but whose gift we too often fail to honor. What do you confess to the plants in your life?”]
All hail to Gaia, eh liberals?
The spirit of antichrist at work in the Latter Days.
That would provide fertilizer for the trees. A very green thing to do.
I ate some asparagus and now my pee smells. But I didn’t get the farts.
Uprooted: Union Seminary Chapel Hosts Plant Confessional
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3779650/posts
Who could ever forget this classic...
Hippies Crying Over Dead Trees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G880gxjj9dI
I think we should work hard to convince the far left that being vegan is not enough, they cannot eat plants either. When they die off from starvation, we can use their corpses for plant food.
Pagans
I’m awful sorry, Mr. Cornstalk, but I’m going to cut you off above your roots, which I will allow to wither and die. Then I’ll cut off all your seed pods. Then I’ll take your seed and either roast it and then eat it or I’ll grind it into powder and then bake it and eat it. Nothing personal, though.
Assuming that this school prepares people for the UU brand of paganism.
When I see trees I see and smell furniture being made in my shop.
Assuming that ridiculous notion that plants are even sentient, why apologize to THESE plants?
These plants have been raised, fed and protected by humans. How were they. harmed? They should be thanking humans!
Its an act of pure narcissism by these freaks.
I am not a vegetarian or vegan, so i dont have any sins to confess to plants.
With respect to these supposedly Christian folks and their IQs, the plants are obviously smarter. And the there is that 1st Commandment thing, “there shall be NO gods before me”. So much for their personal Christian faith.
Democrats are evil scum.
They’ve turned into Pagans.
Pure heresy and evil.
“For they exchanged THE TRUTH OF GOD for a LIE, and WORSHIPPED and SERVED the CREATURE rather than the CREATOR, who is blessed forever. Amen.” (Romans 1:25 emphasis added)
19because that which is known about God is evident within them; for God made it evident to them.
20For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse.
21For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks, but they became futile in their speculations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22Professing to be wise, they became fools,
23and exchanged the glory of the incorruptible God for an image in the form of corruptible man and of birds and four-footed animals and crawling creatures.
Romans 1:18-23 NASB
You're a brussels sprout, I hate you!
Full circle back to nature worship. Paul has their number. Rom 1.25