Light beer is water with beer flavoring
Corona cerveza is my current choice.
Craft beers taste bad
When I used to drink beer, Old Milwaukee Light was by far my favorite, even when I could any common beer made for the same price.
“Craft beers taste bad”
Pumpkin spice IPA is just wrong, but there are a couple of local ales that have become my favorites. Currahee Siler Brown nudged Newcastle down on my list, and Sweetwater 420 is my go-to blonde ale, as it has graduated from local craft beer to much larger production.