Here are some slogans for the fundraiser drive.
Support the UN. The morally handicapped need money, too.
Support the UN. What if world peace broke out, and we weren’t around to claim credit for it.
Support the UN. We have diplomatic immunity, so you don’t want to p!ss us off. We’ve taken hostages.
Support the UN. There are bloodbaths that must be allowed to continue.
Support the UN. Israel must be stopped!
Support the UN. Strongly worded letters must be written.
Support the UN. We’re the UN. Support us.
Support the UN. If we can’t go to third world countries, the next child we diddle might be yours.