I got a better idea. The Donald can sign the place over to me, keys and kingdom. He can hold his little G7 confab there, free and clear. No legal irregularities to be had. I'll ask only one thing in return: when they clear out, I get three days with exclusive run of the place. I'll invite every Freeper able to make it, and we have one big blowout. I mean, panties hanging from the chandeliers, lampshades for hats, steaks and seafood exiting the kitchen 24/7, enough top shelf booze to fill a swimming pool, the works. At the end of three days, I'll sign it all back over to him and personally hand him back the keys.
Just flush the toilets before you leave, you animals. And don't steal the towels.