Posted on 10/20/2019 3:36:27 AM PDT by Kaslin
This article captures my disgust with Romney, the difference between me and Schlichter being that I couldn’t compose myself long enough to write it.
Supermitt, ROFLMBO
“blazing Mittness” now that’s going to leave a mark
“... the cheesy strippers who you see on Southwest flights from LAX to Vegas every Friday night, with little carry-bags for their g-strings.”
I learn something new at FR everyday.
Everything else written by Sir Kurt, I was familiar with because...Mitt, or something. Mitt needs to go away.
"Whereas most superheroes' secret identities (Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker) are their true identities
--the people they were before their parents were murdered or they were bitten by radioactive spiders
or exposed to gamma rays or what have you--Superman was born Superman.
It's Clark Kent that is the invented alias, the pose, the "costume."
And in the way Superman plays Kent--weak, self-doubting, cowardly--
we can see what he thinks of the human race overall.
It occurred to me that the same is true of Mitt Romney's desperate,
if never terribly persuasive, impersonation of a conservative Republican."
[from "Mitt Romney as Tarantino's Superman", New Republic]
Proven-Failed Governor Mitt Romney should be NOWHERE near government in the USA.
"As U.S. real output grew 13 percent between 2002 and 2006, Massachusetts trailed at 9 percent.
* Manufacturing employment fell 7 percent nationwide those years, but sank 14 percent under Romney, placing Massachusetts 48th among the states.
* Between fall 2003 and autumn 2006, U.S. job growth averaged 5.4 percent, nearly three times Massachusetts' anemic 1.9 percent pace.
* While 8 million Americans over age 16 found work between 2002 and 2006, the number of employed Massachusetts residents actually declined by 8,500 during those years.
"Massachusetts was the only state to have failed to post any gain in its pool of employed residents," professors Sum and McLaughlin concluded.
In an April 2003 meeting with the Massachusetts congressional delegation in Washington, Romney failed to endorse President Bush's $726 billion tax-cut proposal."
[Cato Institute annual Fiscal Policy Report Card - America's Governors, 2004.]
Myth Remulak!!
Someone needs to put this pic if mitt side by side with Hillary looking at the balloons. Would be a classic!
Lol:
This is Mitt
Mitt’s a loser
Don’t be like Mitt.
Is that what MORMON MAGIC PANTS look like?
Is that what Mormon underwear looks like? Yes. It has symbols sewn into it.
Only thing worst than the Romney vote we had to suffer though was the McCain vote. At least for Romney, back then, I had some small hope.
In 2012, when he wanted (and received) Trump’s endorsement for his doomed presidential campaign, he spoke about Trump in the most glowing, obsequious terms:
Romney thanks Trump for endorsement.
But in 2016, all of a sudden Trump was a liar, a con man and a failure as a business man.
As the above video shows, Romney doesn't have an ounce of integrity, and shouldn’t hold any political position or have any public presence whatsoever.
Yes, but I promise you Mitt’s junk has no such prominence on his physique. The clasped thighs and splayed knees, on the other hand, are deliciously feminine.
I did like the author's "John Kasich with a job" line too.
Truth bomb!
Shhhh! Kurt’s on-a-roll!
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