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Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard's Suicide One Day Early (satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | October 23 2019

Posted on 10/24/2019 3:31:00 AM PDT by knighthawk

U.S.—Oops! A social media scheduling error apparently caused Hillary Clinton to post her condolences for Tulsi Gabbard's suicide one day early.

This morning, Clinton posted that she felt "great sadness" at hearing that Gabbard had killed herself. In subsequent tweets, she detailed how "tragic" it was that Gabbard had broken her own kneecaps, stuck her feet in concrete, then tossed herself off the docks near a seedy warehouse.

"It's just terrible what happened, and though we disagreed, I hope we can all take a few minutes to send thoughts and prayers to the family," Clinton concluded.

The post was deleted several hours later after the Clinton team realized it was scheduled for October 23, not October 24 as originally intended.

At publishing time, Clinton had accidentally posted early condolences for the unfortunate suicide of the social media manager who had OK'd the post and subsequently posted more condolences for the new social media manager, etc.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Arkansas; US: Hawaii
KEYWORDS: arkancide; arkansas; hawaii; hillaryclinton; tulsigabbard

1 posted on 10/24/2019 3:31:00 AM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk

Shhh, don’t give Hillary any ideas.


2 posted on 10/24/2019 3:37:37 AM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: knighthawk

Kudos to whoever already added the arkancide keyword.


3 posted on 10/24/2019 3:38:34 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: knighthawk

4 posted on 10/24/2019 4:08:14 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^s)
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To: knighthawk

LOL!


5 posted on 10/24/2019 4:08:30 AM PDT by sauropod (I am His and He is Mine)
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To: knighthawk

The Babylon Bee continues to evolve into a great satire site. Add Gutfeld’s Saturday night show and you have the basis for a conservative culture channel that won’t be easy to ignore. Liberal satire will one day be a huge growth industry.


6 posted on 10/24/2019 4:15:52 AM PDT by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business)
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To: knighthawk

If Hillary decides to run, don’t get in her way Tulsi. Look what happened to JFK Jr. when he decided to compete against Hillary in the NYS Senate race. Arkancides are plentiful.


7 posted on 10/24/2019 4:35:08 AM PDT by mia
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To: LRoggy

“The Babylon Bee continues to evolve into a great satire site.“

Yep! But, it’s not News/Activism.


8 posted on 10/24/2019 6:02:40 AM PDT by polymuser (It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
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To: knighthawk

There is no choice but to postpone it so as not to raise suspicion


9 posted on 10/24/2019 6:33:57 AM PDT by californian by choice
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To: knighthawk

98% truthful. The feet in concrete is likely a little over the top. :-)


10 posted on 10/24/2019 6:52:20 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: knighthawk

Heh.


11 posted on 10/26/2019 6:35:13 PM PDT by NRx (A man of honor passes his father's civilization to his son without surrendering it to strangers.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Note: this topic is from Babylon Bee, and posted 10/24/2019. Thanks knighthawk.

12 posted on 01/22/2020 12:15:00 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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