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To: Trumpisourlastchance

I agree. Part of the Russia hoax.


7 posted on 10/24/2019 7:24:27 PM PDT by jospehm20
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To: jospehm20

Reminds me an old Soviet joke. A cossak is in prison and other prisoners are curious what brought him there.
He said I wanted to reenlist into the military and they given me ton of tests. One question was ‘how do you prefer to have sex?’ I realized the question is loaded and weighted variants. If I choose I am on top they’d accuse me of Bonapartism, if woman on top - passive and unfit for command. If I choose I prefer to be on the right they’d say I am a Nazi sympathizer, on the left - they’d say far-left Trotskite. So I chosen my variant and wrote: ‘I don’t sleep with women. Wanker’.
Got 5 years in prison.
What are the charges? other prisoners asking.
They wrote misogynism, kulak conspiracy (kulak literally means fist) and embezzling the national seed fund.

That is how FBI rolls these days.


13 posted on 10/24/2019 7:43:40 PM PDT by NorseViking
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