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Orangutan With Human Rights Moving From Argentina To Florida
Patch, Lakeland FL ^
| 10/7/19
| Dalbey, Patch Staff
Posted on 11/07/2019 10:11:43 AM PST by RideForever
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Mysterious Florida Man found at zoo ...
Or Florida woman?
To: RideForever
My sources in Florida have told me that the orangutan has already registered as a Democrat, and has successfully applied for welfare benefits. Ain’t America great!
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:15:42 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
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To: RideForever
Looking for the gorilla his dreams, so they can make a chimp off the old block.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:17:07 AM PST
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Leaning Right
Oh stop it. This is a beautiful chimp and I’m glad she’s protected.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:17:21 AM PST
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: RideForever
Orange Female - good. Orange Man - bad.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:17:34 AM PST
by
CatOwner
To: RideForever
[ Orangutan With Human Rights Moving From Argentina To Florida ]
I, for one, look forward to her joining the 2020 Democrat-for-President Debates.
Oh, wait, she's only 33.
Make that,
I, for one, look forward to her joining The Squad with AOC, Tlaib, Omar and the other guy, I mean woman. They can be the 5 Democrats of the Apocalypse.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:17:34 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Veto!
Please don’t report me to PETA. I was just kidding around. We all gotta laugh sometimes.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:19:28 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
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To: RideForever
Some wackos have proposed giving animals rights. This will fire them up and they will be demanding that all animals have rights.
What next?
Marriage between orangutans and humans?
Full voting rights for apes?
An ape running for president? “First Simian President”?
Class action suit: cows against McDonalds.
It’s insane out there and getting insaner.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:21:07 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
To: Leaning Right
Yes, it’s good to care for animals.
But, as you said, we gotta have some fun with the Democrats.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:21:13 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: RideForever
transpecies?
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:24:40 AM PST
by
thinden
To: RideForever
"Dr. Zaius, welcome to The View."
To: Jonah Hex
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:28:37 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: I want the USA back
My cat DaisyJane sent a tweet to our county registrar who was reminding people to vote. :
“Mom voted by mail days ago. I was hoping to find a ballot in the mail addressed to me, but ...no. If cats all banded together in our own party, we’d easily take over the place.
DaisyJane the Kitten
(Free mice for everyone!!!)”
DaisyJane would have been a better mayor than the news reader the people elected. Nice woman, but has no clue how to be a public official—
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:30:08 AM PST
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: Gamecock; Larry Lucido
Is that a Karl Farbman in the background?
I got these Japanese tourists coming and I've got an idea for a hotel.......
Karl Farbman designed some homes around here. They certainly are breathtaking.
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:30:45 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Magnum44
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posted on
11/07/2019 10:33:01 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: RideForever
Excuse me, but if this orangutan has human rights, he or she will just have to wait on line with other persons having human rights wanting to come to this country, or else be deported as an illegal alien.
To: Leaning Right
What? Hillary’s back in the country?
To: RideForever
Smart ape. Moving to a state without an income tax.
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posted on
11/07/2019 11:02:01 AM PST
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not , born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Leaning Right
Has she been to a Popeyes recently to savor the new Fried Chicken sammich?
To: Veto!
I am too. Kindness yo animals.
Here come the angry flamers with variety of other issues
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