My sources in Florida have told me that the orangutan has already registered as a Democrat, and has successfully applied for welfare benefits. Ain’t America great!
Oh stop it. This is a beautiful chimp and I’m glad she’s protected.
What? Hillary’s back in the country?
Has she been to a Popeyes recently to savor the new Fried Chicken sammich?
Warren Zevon - Gorilla, You’re A Desperado - 4/18/1980 - Capitol Theatre (Official)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-6bfdQCQs