With all due respect, it is not that Pelosi might be insane. It is that she isn’t even in the same ZIPCODE as sane. She doesn’t even know sane EXISTS. She saw a movie about sanity and rushed out of the theater. She will not get on an elevator if there are more than one sane persons on it. She is a buoy of insanity in the Great Insane Sea. Sanity has never even violated her airspace. She, alone, accounts for 17% of America's GDP of insanity. Veni, Vidi, Krazy: She came, she saw, she got insane. She tends to her insanity like a stadium tends to its playing-field grass. She often asks her wife if her insanity makes her butt look big. She spoons with her insanity at night, and whispers sweet loving coos into its ear. She once ordered a Baskin-Robbins ice cream cone in the flavor 'Chocolate Insanity', and told them to hold the Chocolate. The Aztec God of Insanity is named Pelosiqiazotal. She once heard Saddam's last name, and remarked, "Who's sane? Certainly not me!"
I love it. Why don’t you write like that more often?
Dude ... Pelosi isn’t even in the same galaxy as sane. Pelosi’s brain is a black hole of insanity so vast as to suck all nearby rational thought into it and crush it, never to be seen again. Pelosi is the gravitational center of Bizarro Galaxy. It spins so rapidly as to throw off blobs of insanity into far off worlds of the sane, where the insanity comes crashing to the ground in great meteorites of crazy, causing huge explosions of madness.
You wouldn’t hit it.
Well maybe 40 years ago...
Mister Laz A. Mataz,
I want you to know that was the best thing I’ve ever read here!
Bravo!
BUMP #15 : )