Plane with Hillary Clinton aboard returns to gate after mechanical issue

CNN.COM ^ | 11/17/2019 | Noah Gray

[StAnDeliver]

"This is some kind of scam. She only flies private normally, G5 or higher."

It doesn't smell right. How could she not get an 8-seater on a slow November weekend? She could call Buffet and have a Netjet sent anywhere.

[Dr. Ursus]

Smartest woman and she gets on a American airplane!

[StAnDeliver]

"Flight to DC— Commercial. Why?? Week before major holiday. FISA set to drop anytime. Impeachment going badly. She wants to run in Presidential.What’s going on? And why was she flying Commercial? Doesn’t ring true. Something is happening here that we aren’t privy to"

It gets better.

Clinton had scheduled a 3-hop PDX/SF/LA book tour "An Evening with Cankles and Her Fugly Daughter" -- those dates have been CANCELLED.

She was going to DC to do what? Meet with Romney!

[Candor7]

Shite, another opportunity missed.

[CAluvdubya]

Must kill Hillary that she has to fly commercial with the riff-raff.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Missed it by that much.” (Maxwell Smart)

[trebb]

They shouldn’t have let her use the toilet after her previous night of liquid refreshments....lucky for the pilot and others they hadn’t attained altitude...

[gunnut]

Trump’s fault. Another article of impeachment.

[Elsie]

Nothing to see here. Just keep on taxiing.

[navymom1]

Ok sometimes coincidences are TOO coincidental. Lol.

[bk1000]

They probably had to return to the gate for more booze.

[gr8eman]

Der Schlickmeister has been busy ;-)

[xp38]

Exactly. This thing spent over a billion trying to become POTUS and suddenly she is flying Air Deplorable?

[bert]

The fact of interest is that Hillary was flying commercial. Where is her private plane? Have her plane loaners deserted her?

[bgill]

Even planes don’t want her stinky butt on them.

[Bonemaker]

The Reaper is after her. I wouldn’t be anywhere near her.

[VietVet876]

Whenever I read an article about these demons, I always look for something positive. And to me, the fact that she was flying commercial from NY to DC is a big positive. It probably means she does not have the financial wherewithal to fly general aviation. Or there may be a very slim chance that she glows in the adoration of strangers on a plane.

[Moonlighter]

We’ll soon be regaled with stories of how she crawled out on the wing mid-flight and went all MacGyver on the plane, thusly saving the lives of every passenger all while under enemy fire of right winged conspirators.

[ChuteTheMall]

The inflight movie was Operation Dumbo Drop

[Jumper]

They forgot the broom because non-cargo parachutes cannot handle the load.