[Regulator]

Somebody send him a Zillow link with Christchurch real estate listings!

Think of the money he could save not having to buy a return ticket!

Of course he’d probably object to living in a town named for *gasp* the founder of the Christian church....

[bagster]

Interesting choice of vacation spots. New Zealand is the derp's bolt hole for when the SHTF.

Guess they'll still need propagandists in their hidey hole.

#Fvey

#Elba

#RunJustAsFastAsYouCan

#HoldinOnToOneAnothersHand

[Scarpetta]

I’m surprised I haven’t read a story demanding that Christchurch change its name because it’s offensive to Muslims.