I am a currently an old white guy. If I announce that I am now identifying as a young black woman, can I sign up for some of that "sexually harassed woman" money too? I would also like to get in line for some of the slave reparation money that all of the democrat candidates are promising to hand out if they get elected. I have never been a slave, but I have never owned any either and that does not seem to be any impediment to liberals wanting to tax me to pay for slave reparations.
Unfortunately, I don't have any student loans that they can forgive. I stupidly paid my own way through college and made my kids do the same thing. I am willing, however, to spend a couple of years skipping classes and going to frat parties if the democrats will pay for it.
Great, you expanded the options.