That may be the craziest thing I have read this month.
Truly, sincerely, crazy.
Now that I have this information...
in my head... about your,
“prolonged repetitive blunt trauma to the rectal canal”,
I can, in No WAY,
come to “un-know” this most unpleasant information.
I don’t know whether to thank you,
or send you a six-pack of Tab - the Uncola!
Cheers to you sir!
Never a smarter soul of repartee have I seen!
To you I extend my hand of one-upmanship.
If you ever have need of an idiot,
Sir, call upon me!
friends don’t let friends get rear ended,
could lose you drivers license.