[Pearls Before Swine]

Who's affected? easy...Norwegians!

My contrarian answer was ... "Women and children"

A good go-to group.

[Gay State Conservative]

a joke that I really like:

God appears to a NY Times reporter and tells him that the world will end the next day."Oh,Lord...may I have an exclusive on this?" asks the reporter.

"No",God responds,"I'll be giving it to you,the Wall Street Journal,USA Today and the Boston Globe".

NY Times headline next day: WORLD TO END TODAY;STORY ON PAGE A19

Wall Street Journal headline: WORLD TO END TODAY;MARKETS TO CLOSE EARLY

USA Today headline: WE'RE HISTORY!

Boston Globe headline: WORLD TO END TODAY;WOMEN AND MINORITIES HIT HARDEST