I've officially had it with dogs at the mall

Vanity | 12/01/2019 | Vendome

[Vendome]

Yep, well another fellow at Stanford Mall earlier in the day was walking his Dinky Dork of a Dog along the exterior of Bloomingdale’s and the lil fella was stopping every few feet and planting a land mine on the sidewalk.

The Stew Pet owner wasn’t the slightest bit concerned about picking it up either....

And I gotta say on reflection, that was probably what put in a foul mood over the whole dog thing.

[mass55th]

"What idiot would bring a dog into a restaurant?"

See my comment #39 below.

[Vendome]

Yeah well, you I understand.

And how are your babies anyway?

[onona]

Yous get two plus ones for the greats horneds owls mr edd.

we all could lives with some mores of thoses in our lives.

[Vendome]

Ha! Meant
“I don’t speak dog....”

[MrEdd]

It’s not an either or proposition.

[dayglored]

Right you are. It’s why I refuse to go to malls, generally avoid crowds period, and generally prefer the company of non-human creatures to human ones.

My choice to live way out here in the woods where, despite being on a hill with a 10+ mile view, I can’t see another house, is not just a happenstance. Lots of critters, though, and they keep me and the missus company just fine.

It’s also a place where I can play loud rock-n-roll and there aren’t any human neighbors to complain. The critters are overall pretty forgiving.

[Vendome]

Maybe one of them neck collar bombs like in the 1991 movie “Wedlock” would be awesome.

Dog moves more than 3 feet from you....BOOM!

[mass55th]

"Is there something(s) more important than whining about the little things?"

Sorry, having a dog rub up against you once while you're trying to eat might be whining. But to have the same dog come wandering back to do it again within 30 seconds? No body should have to put up with inconsiderate owners who can't keep control of their dogs in public. If they can't handle their dogs, what must their kids be like?

[smokingfrog]

We have taken our pug mix with us to the Sonic drive in and a few other places. She lays down under the table & doesn’t bother anyone.

[mass55th]

"Oh, I’ve got a friend who takes his pugs to restaurants all the time in a baby carriage."

LOL! We know what's wrong with your friend, but what's wrong with you that you have a friend who does that? ;-)

[Vendome]

suddenly occurs to me :

“What if some dog decides the hamburger or hot dog a child is eating belongs to them?”

That’s gonna end well..

[mass55th]

I’m diabetic and if I want soda, it’s got to be diet. And because caffeine stimulates the bladder, I drink only caffeine-free diet Pepsi.

[Karliner]

I brought my dog in to the Asian restaurant and never saw him again. The food was excellent that night though

[DanielleLavender]

I would much rather be around dogs than people. This woman has some serious anger issues. Get some therapy.

[Vendome]

Well, he thought is was okay to cool their lil tummies by rubbing them in cold water, over the kitchen sink.

“Hey, if you dogs can’t be in an air conditioned house and you feel so powerful as to place them over the kitchen sink, which I use every day for food prep, then you really ought to consider putting them down for their own good.

No dog is overheated so much they need to be wet all the time like a friggin dolphin....”

[Vendome]

Did you miss him 30 minutes later?

[Vendome]

Yeah, it’s not even a diet thing with me.

I just never liked soda with sugar in it.

[Karliner]

Can’t remember the exact timing. I was getting concerned maybe they mixed up the order and whamo steamy Gaegogi. Plus I got some cool furry ear muffs that were strikingly familiar... imagine that!

[mass55th]

"No dog is overheated so much they need to be wet all the time like a friggin dolphin....”

You mean he didn't get them their own pool to cool off in?