If only there were still duels. Schiff would choose as his weapon: sissy-slapping at ten paces.
Well, at least a good number of Asian Governments come to blows, sometimes, even the ladies get in on the action. Could you ever see that happening in The U.S. Capitol with these namby- pamby losers?
I wish dueling was still a thing- it was a fair deterrent for such abuses.
But without honor being an important issue, it fell into disuse.