They’ve been “drafted” for weeks most likely
Articles of impeachment:
1) Hurrumph, hurrumph, Trumpppp.
2) Orange man bad!
3) Hurrumph, hurrumph, Trumpppp, grrrumph.
4) Hurrumph, hurrumph, Trumpppp.
You could draft articles of impeachment from newspaper articles and they would be just as legitimate as this schiz.