[The Antiyuppie]

“I hope this information doesn’t muddy the waters as authorities search desperately for a motive.”

It is currently under investigation.

It will be under investigation until proton decay prevents the release of the report.

[Colinsky]

It will be under investigation until proton decay prevents the release of the report.

Best guess for proton decay is that it takes about a hundred trillion quintillion billion years, so release of the report could be seriously delayed.