At holiday dinners with liberal family members, just say this : “I love lesbians. I mean, who doesn’t love girl on girl porn?!”
I dunno...I was at a greedymart and saw a lesbo couple, both had to be 300 pounders, one dressed in farmer john overalls with a drumstick tattooed on her shoulder and the other one had skin tight shorts wearing shirt with the word "Hogjaws" printed on it. The one in the overalls snarled at me as I walked by.
It ain’t like in the movies.