You should study up on Capons... That’s one that will keep you baffled.
The show was hysterical as she took her samples one by one and seated them on her counter. God Bless the Lady.
As a young hayseed in FFA, as a project to raise money we raised capons to dress and sell for Thanksgiving. So we bought several hundred male baby chicks and castrated them. A rooster’s testicles are on each side of his ribcage. You lift his wings, cut a little slit between a certain two ribs, pull the testicle out with tweezers, snip it off, squirt a puff of sulfadrug powder in the inccisions and let him go. Capon is much more to my liking than turkey.