This can ONLY BE SETTLED by a mud wresting event in bikinis.
jello wrestling duel to the finish!
I second that motion!
> This can ONLY BE SETTLED by a mud wresting event in bikinis. <
Excellent suggestion. And its constitutionally sound. Article VIII of the US Constitution:
When two hot female members of Congress are in disagreement, they shall resolve said disagreement by a mud wrestling match. The Speaker shall determine the time and place of said match.
Side note to Mayor Pete Buttigieg: Sorry Pete, but Article VIII is quite clear. Hot females only.
Or on Bikini Atoll while the ship sails away.
ROFL