[crusty old prospector]

But, but, but. She surfs.

[Torahman]

Tulsi needs to be reminded of the three cardinal rules of surfing.(It’s uncanny how they relate to Islam):
1) The Ocean doesn’t know you’re there and doesn’t care if you die.
2) Never turn your back on the Ocean.
3) Never let your surfboard get between you and an oncoming wave;
it’ll knock your teeth out.

Tulsi, you’re wrong on many things, but you can save yourself: you can repent and come over to the light of Truth and Liberty.