[Quality_Not_Quantity]

“Dead people have been voting for our candidates for a long time. It’s about time that we allow a dead person to run for office!”

In the upcoming presidential election, CNN has already declared Iranian General Qassem Soleimani the apparent winner in New York, Illinois and California.

Upon hearing the news report, (primary loser) Bernie Sanders is reported to have said that he 'wishes he were dead, too - if for no other reason than to be on a equal campaign footing with the late General.'

[Boomer]

Dead people are the new protected class in the dem party. It would be discriminatory to not allow dead people to run for higher office because that’s just how the dems roll...