How about Joaquin Flagstaff?
Hey, he's the one who picked his name out of a printed phone book. Not our fault.
“How about Joaquin Flagstaff?”
That reminds me there used to be a baseball player for the St. Louis Cardinals by the name of Joaquin Anduar.
Us Cubs fans called him Walkin’ Underwear.
It rolls off the tongue easier than Joaquin Theflooroveryou.