Brain is soft.
So Windows will now only run on the most energy efficient and slowest PCs? No more power sucking gaming Windows PCs?
Otherwise their product cannot be carbon negative.
CO2 is necessary for life.
Extracting it from the atmosphere could result in catastrophe.
That’s a lot of former employees
It’s CARBON that has given every peon modern lifestyle that even Kings 200 years ago could not have dreamed of.
I’ll never understand this carbon FETISH and drive to stop using it.
It took man a few thousand years to master mining, minerals extraction, chemistry, metallurgy, calculus, machining, welding, thermodynamics, combustion, electricity, etc to bring us electric power and all the wonders it provides us for pennies.
Yet all these idiots are determined to return us to the stone age.
There is simply NO WAY that “renewables” in their horribly dilute fashion can deliver the amount of energy that concentrated carbon (or uranium) can deliver.
Going to need a lot of carbon capture to make up for emissions from Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer’s lifestyle.
https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-wants-to-stop-hurricanes-2009-7
Maybe they ought to be methane negative by only hiring non-farting employees.
There you go.... lunatics destroying the earth
Doing their best to starve vegetation, cause famine and desertification.
Sad
Microsoft needs to send me a check for a trillion dollars—I will solve the problem for them.
(especially since there isn’t a problem to solve—but we will let that be our little secret, eh? ;-) )
CO2 will be injected into Windows 10. Windows 7 exempt from CO2 injection
Progtards - are there any more stoooopid idjits alive in the world today, other than Musloid inbreds?
They will never be carbon negative. To be that, they have to be non-living. All living organisms are composed of complex molecules composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and other elements.
Ohhhhh! they meant “Carbon-dioxide neutral!” but they didn’t say that. Fine. Stop breathing.
My first reaction was that this was satire. Guess not.
LOL, yeah right:-)
These environmental warriors are likely to throw the earth into a permanent ice age. With no CO2 at all, all life ends and the oceans freeze.
Everyone is missing the most important, most obvious impact of Microsoft’s plan. All life on Earth is carbon based! So apparently Bill has finally managed to build a time machine and is going to eliminate all Microsoft employees, past, present and future.
What are they going to do, make employees stop exhaling? Ban exhaling.