[Alas Babylon!]

If Mini Mike makes it as the democRat nominee (which he won’t), then in the debates Trump needs to bring one of those giant sodas and slurp it and blow bubbles whenever Min-Mike is talking.

[a fool in paradise]

Billion Dollar Marxist's campaign theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbp9WXQjZy8

Although it needs Shep's trademark sound of him blowing bubbles through a straw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PCC9AmpVYo