oy vey .. back in the day . . . life's much more predictable this way .. lol
“a case of impairment before noon”
I believe that’s the same affliction Nazi Politburo suffers from - one glass at a time.
Presumably, this covers that window between closing time and midday.
“...impairment before noon”
ROFL
Oh those days of youth...glad I
outgrew that stage!