Wow. Lurch is coming back from the grave? That will draw young people.
(This is all from memory, so corrections and amplifications invited...)
1. Claimed minor injuries were due to enemy fire in order to wangle undeserved purple hearts and an early stateside return.
2. Lied to Congress about the Vietnam war
3. Lied about being in a "black ops" unit and mission
4. Declined to release his full military record, including the circumstances and type of his discharge from the Navy.
5. Disgraces himself with a public scene when he threw away his service medals, then of course, lied about that.
6. As (cough, cough) SOS, he assisted in the dreadful iran deal (IIRC, giving the iranians nukes after a brief few years, and also giving them an airplane full of cash, and unfreezing a much larger amount in frozen assets.)
7. Has a special "track record" with rich widows.
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The entire Heinz fortune spent on novenas to St. Jude could not raise Kerry’s chances of getting elected above zilch.
(This is all from memory, so corrections and amplifications invited...)
1. Claimed minor injuries were due to enemy fire in order to wangle undeserved purple hearts and an early stateside return.
2. Lied to Congress about the Vietnam war
3. Lied about being in a "black ops" unit and mission
4. Declined to release his full military record, including the circumstances and type of his discharge from the Navy.
5. Disgraces himself with a public scene when he threw away his service medals, then of course, lied about that.
6. As (cough, cough) SOS, he assisted in the dreadful iran deal (IIRC, giving the iranians nukes after a brief few years, and also giving them an airplane full of cash, and unfreezing a much larger amount in frozen assets.)
7. Has a special "track record" with rich widows.
Go ahead, Mister Kerry, Run - Run - Run! (Hillary needs at least one candidate to laugh at.)
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NOT FONDA KERRY
Oh yeah, Lurch will save them.
He served in Viet Nam don’tcha know.
NOT KERRY!!! didn’t he serve in Vietnam under JENJIS Kahn??
Jean-Francois Kerre` (who served in Viet Nam, you know), now posing as the White Knight who shall ride to the rescue of the noble but beleaguered Democrat party.
Also, to cover his own sorry behind. If the Swamp is drained, he would have no refuge except exile.
Venezuela beckons.
LOL
John EFFIN Kerry?
Mike is gonna get it done, doncha know...
That Kerry?
The one that got the Di Di Purples?
It must be tiresome to carry around such an ungodly load of unwarranted self-esteem.
Lurch to the rescue!!! LMAO
Now that would be priceless! JFK Munster against Donald Trump. Only one explanation for it; he believes his own bullshit.
John F’n Carrie. Wasn’t he in one of the Star Wars movies?
The Chairman of the Supreme Soviet, CPUSA, namely Bernie Sandervitch, has democrats going nuts.
What the heck, he’s better than Princess Liawatha.
Baby kissing isn’t what it use to be in politics.
What with ask-me-about-my-new-grandson Biden and ask-me-about-my-new-baby John Edwards—the running mate—being a common bond in discourse.
Too late for Kerry to toast at Planned Parenthood conferences with Heinz baby food jars—she changed her name.
The heck with running for office, he should be prosecuted for violating the Logan act and so much more.