Adam Schiff wraps up impeachment with egg all over his face

American Thinker ^ | February 4, 2020 | Monica Showalter

[jazusamo]

With a listing, massively failing impeachment ship to navigate back home, and news focused on Iowa, you'd think House impeachment manager Adam Schiff would want to make his grand exit closing speech with some kind of dignity.

No such luck. He went out like a nut instead, throwing out crazy talk and reminding voters that the whole thing was a cooked up plot by anti-Trump lunatics.

According to Mairead McArdle at National Review, here's Schiff's final pitch to the Senate, seeking to persuade the very tired senators up there past midnight to do what he wants and vote to oust President Trump from office.

Representative Adam Schiff (D., Calif.) said Monday that "a whole range of utterly unacceptable conduct in a president would now be beyond reach" if the Senate acquits President Trump in his impeachment trial.

Schiff, the lead House impeachment manager, said during closing arguments in the trial that "Trump could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election, or decide to move to Mar-a-Lago permanently and let Jared Kushner run the country, delegating to him the decision whether to go to war."

Like every speech Schiff gives, it's looooong:

Long and deranged.

Just his opener, that "It's midnight...," gives a portent of how bad it's going to get, because what follows sounds like the midnight ravings of a thoroughly deranged person,...

[Rurudyne]

Whatever happens Schiff will leak his version once he decides what that will be.

[ClearCase_guy]

There really was a second key to the lockbox. That’s how the strawberries went missing.

[jazusamo]

Right on...He’ll come up with something.

[brownsfan]

I sincerely wish Schiff would do something to really anger Hillary.

[chris37]

I’ve never seen brown, stinky eggs before.

[jazusamo]

Good one! :^)

[dowcaet]

He spent the entire impeachment debacle accusing the president of stealing an election, and then last night his party goes out and rigged an election for the whole world to see. The Democrats keep shooting themselves in both feet over and over again!

[Mr Ramsbotham]

"Well of course, the answer to that is, boy, no one ever does. And my advice to you, Jack, is to give me the code now. And if those devils come back and try any rough stuff, we'll fight 'em together, boy, like we did just now, on the floor, eh? You with the old gun, and me with the belt and the ammo, feeding you Jack! Feed me, you said, and I was feeding you, Jack."

[Pearls Before Swine]

There really was a second key to the lockbox. That’s how the strawberries went missing.

Who needs strawberries when you've got ball bearings? Some people need it all.

[SuperLuminal]

"...with egg all over his face"

Hmmm... More likely something else gooey all over his face...

[cloudmountain]

Egg on face: scrambled, soft/hard-boiled or stuffed. It’s all the same!

[yuleeyahoo]

That’s not egg on his face, just saying.

[SaveFerris]

Yeah, but we don’t want to mention Ed Buck’s house.

Because that might be labeled an internet conspiracy.

Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy, of course.

[Grampa Dave]

The Coup Clutz Clan, of the Coup Clutz Clan Party, or CCCP.!

[jazusamo]

MAGA!

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[SMARTY]

And a full diaper

[SgtHooper]

Hey! Maybe Adam Schiff-for-brains is actually a Republican plant inserted to sink the rats! “Follow the plan, Q”

[jmacusa]

Adam Schiff has his “Norma Desomnd’’ moment.

[Bon mots]