A “democratic socialist” is when two wolves and a sheep vote on who is for dinner.
A “national socialist” is when the two wolves can’t wait to bother voting so they just eat the sheep.
A “socialist” is when wolf professors debate the fine art of eating the sheep—and when it gets to be dinner time they eat the sheep.
“Liberty” is two wolves confronted by an armed sheep.
Heh, on yours, I would change the last:
A “Socialist” is a sheep who thinks it is a wolf who doesn’t want others to think it is a wolf, who debates the fine art of eating the sheep with other sheep who think they are wolves—and when it gets to be dinner time they are all eaten by the National Socialists and the Democratic Socialists.
After that, the Democratic Socialists who are sheep who really believe they are wolves and want everyone to think they are wolves while presenting the illusion that they are not wolves, are eaten by the National Socialists.
MUCH better!