Posted on 02/15/2020 3:38:05 PM PST by Eleutheria5
Oh, Joe? Joe? You have just been dissed and betrayed and left to twist in the breeze by your old pal and boss, you know who I mean. You're not going to be nominated. Barr is closing in on your misdeeds in Ukraine and elsewhere, and your entire life is about to unravel. If I were you, I'd show up at Barr's office with whatever documentation I can find, and sing like a canary. Then you, Jill, Hunter, and your entire family can go into witness protection.
Sure, Trump would win, but he'd win anyway. Bloomberg? Seriesly? You, however, have got to survive. And you can just ask Jeff Epstein and Seth Rich about that. Hill and Bill are still in circulation, and Chelsea's full grown. Better act fast, Joe. They might have the hit in motion already. Sing like John Dean, and run like the wind.
(Excerpt) Read more at thehill.com ...
The New John Dean.
Like Mueller they’ll sharply question him:
“Tell all you remember, Biden. Spill it all.”
Biden: Uh, I can’t remember. Honestly. What was your question again? Hey, man, can I take a nap before more questions. Honestly, I’m tired out. (yawns)
I’m sorry you can’t manage to be more helpful, Mr. Biden. Looks like the witness protection program you so wanted is filled up. No new families, and we would never consider Hunter, because he keeps wandering off to buy crack.
NO! WAIT! I just remembered something, Mr. Barr! Something important!
Yesss...?
Biden: C’mon, man. Pierre Delecto has gone completely underground. No one can trace him despite rumors about Utah and DC—all fake. Same with the Whistleblower. Airtight. No one knows the identity, right?
No. Blowy’s dead. Hillary invited him over for tea and cookies.
He called her, the damned fool. I warned him. He wouldn’t believe.
You must be a long-time Freeper. I haven’t seen the word “Seriesly” used properly for a long time.
I also agree with your post.
Thanks for keeping tradition.
Hillary: You don't look well. Have you had indigestion often, holding your stomach with both hands like that. No, you don't look well.
Thanks. Think I started in 2002, fwiw.
I have an extra couch down in the basement. Right this way, young man.
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