Posted on 02/18/2020 10:42:39 AM PST by jazusamo
Can you turn INTO a cretin or is it congenital?
what is really amazing is that her minions spent 4 years investigating DJT, multiple investigations with tens of millions of (mostly our tax) dollars and dozens of spies and lawyers and if you can imagine, worse.............
and couldn’t come up with a single offense, not even for jaywalking
not even jaywalking, ha!
very few people could withstand all that scrutiny and come out so squeaky=clean
So you can have an impeachment without due process or any witnesses for the defendant, but “you can’t have a trial when you [don’t?] have witnesses and documents”.
Yeah keep going with that one because I think it’s working.
Nancy Pelosi is just a pathological liar.
Just like Manchurian Candidate Barack Hussein Obama.
Nancy has been getting especially loopy the last few years.
Captain Kirk Meets Nancy Pelosi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6di-Yq7kFM&t=0s
I’ll say one thing for the current times we’re living in - it’s really, REALLY easy to spot the TRAITORS to America, now.
They are brazen and bold, instead of just sneaky and nefarious.
Crazy
Toys in the attic, she is crazy
Truly gone fishing
They must have taken her marbles away
Probably because she didn’t get a commemorative pen stating that he was acquitted.
If Trump isn’t contributing to her re election, maybe we should.
I couldn’t agree more, it’s as if they’re proud of the fact they’re treasonous wretches.
Excellent meme photo.
Great movie, too.
There’s little doubt she’s tanking the Rats. :^)
I hear there are some very stylish straight-jackets available....and available in orange if needed....
0K memory
1 cylinder mind
12 shy of a dozen
A bad spot on the disk.
A couple of open splices.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few bits shy of a word.
A few bricks shy of a load.
A few cans short of a six pack.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A little light in her loafers.
A loose chip on the micro processor.
A quart low.
About as bright as an LED.
About as sharp as a bowl of jello.
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
About as sharp as a sack of wet leather.
About fifteen cents short.
About three cents short of a dollar.
Air between the ears.
All booster - no payload.
All crown - no filling.
All her eggs in the same basket.
All her marbles in one bag.
All the lights don’t shine in her marquis
An 8080 in a 68000 environment
As thick as two short planks.
Attic’s a little dusty.
Back burners not fully operating.
Bad spot on the disk.
Bats in the belfry
Been playing with her wand too much.
Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel
Braindead
CPU not connected to the bus.
Car’s only got three wheels, and one’s going flat.
Crazy as a loon.
Crazy as all get out.
Doesn’t have all her dogs barking.
Doesn’t have all of her groceries in the same bag.
Doesn’t have all the dots on her dice.
Doesn’t have both oars in the water.
Doesn’t know if her biscuits (bread) are (is) all done.
Doesn’t know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Don’t have all your dogs barking.
Doesn’t have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
Driving with two wheels in the sand.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
Echoes between the ears.
Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.
Elevator doesn’t make it to the penthouse.
Got a few tiles missing from her Space Shuttle.
Got a screw loose.
Got one boot stuck in the sand.
Got the mental agility of a soap dish.
Had a head crash.
Half a brick short of a full load.
Half a bubble off plumb.
Half a quart low.
Has a few screws loose.
Has a mind like a sieve
Has a room temperature IQ.
Has bats in his/her belfry.
Hasn’t got all her china in the cupboard.
Hasn’t got enough sense to come in out of the rain.
Hasn’t got enough sense to stay out in the rain. (’60s flower child)
She ain’t wrapped too tight.
She doesn’t have both oars in the water.
She has both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat!
She has signs on both ears saying Space for Rent
She has two brains. One is lost and the other is out looking for it.
She is only hitting on 7 cylinders.
She is playing hockey with a warped puck
She isn’t playing with a full deck.
She left the store without all of her groceries.
She lost her trollies
She parked her head and forgot where she left it.
She’s a a few bricks short of a full load
She’s a couple of bricks short of a hod.
She’s a couple of volts below threshold
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
She’s about as smart as bait...
She’s dumber than a red brick.
She’s flying on one engine.
She’s got a few wait states.
She’s got a mind like a steel trap - anything entering gets crushed and mangled
She’s got a mind like a steel trap—full of mice.
She’s got a mind like a steel trap—rusty and stuck closed.
She’s got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
She’s half a bubble off plumb
She’s not digging in the same ditch with the rest of us!
She’s not running on full thrusters.
She’s paged-out.
She’s reading off a empty disk
She’s running at 400 baud
She’s swapped out.
She’s two tacos short of a combination plate.
She’s working with an unformatted disk
Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
Her chimney’s clogged.
Her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
Her elevator doesn’t make it to the penthouse.
Her elevator doesn’t make it to the top floor
Her elevator doesn’t stop at every floor.
Her elevator is stuck between floors.
Her little red choo choo done jumped the track.
Her receiver is off the hook.
Her skylight leaks a little.
His/her dialing thumb must be broken.
His/her reset line is glitching.
How ‘bout There’s no wind in the windmills of her mind. and Someone
How about The porch light is on, but there’s nobody home
If (his/her) IQ was 2 points higher (he/she) would be a rock.
If brains were dynamite she couldn’t blow her hat off.
If brains were dynamite, he/she wouldn’t have enough to blow his/her nose.
If she had another brain, it’d be lonely.
If she were any more stupid, she would have to be watered twice a week.
In a world of Hard Disks, he/she is using a 1S-2D floppy for brains.
In the shopping mall of the mind, She’s in the toy department.
Isn’t playing with a full deck.
It would be easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing!
Judging by the old saying, “What you don’t know can’t hurt you,” s/She’s practically invulnerable.
Leads 3 & 4 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground.
Light not buring too bright.
Lights are on but noone’s home
Looney tunes.
Loony as a jay bird.
Loose chip in the micro processor.
Loose wire to headset/ringer.
Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Mainspring’s wound too tight.
Missing a few catalog cards.
Missing a few gears.
Missing a few marbles.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Nice house not much furniture.
Nice house, but nobody home.
Nice house, nobody home.
Nine pence in the shilling.
No one at the throttle.
Not firing on all four (six) (eight) cylinders.
Not firing on all thrusters..
Not hitting on all cylinders.
Not playing with a full deck.
Not playing with a full deck? hell She’s not even in the game!
Not too tightly wrapped.
Nothing between the stethoscopes.
Nutty as a fruitcake
Off his/her rocker.
Off your rocker.
Oil doesn’t reach her dipstick
On the batting end of a no-hitter.
One brick shy of a load.
One shingle shy a roof.
Only got one oar in the water.
Only operating at about half a watt.
Only playing with 51 cards.
Only playing with the jokers.
Over the Rainbow
Paddling with one oar.
Paralyzed from the neck up.
Pin 8 is floating.
Playing hockey with a warped puck.
Raw cookie dough.
Renewable energy source for hot air ballons.
Riding a tippy canoe.
Running on empty.
Sailboat fuel for brains.
Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
She was minus so many buttons ...
Short a few cards.
Six bricks short of a full load.
Six shy of a dozen.
Skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Some bugs in her software.
Some drink form the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Someone blew out her pilot light
Surfing in Nebraska
Teflon brain (nothing sticks)
The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs. (Jackie Gleason)
The brains of a house plant
The caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
The carnival has closed.
The cheese has slid off her cracker.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
The going got weird and she turned pro.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
The smoke doesn’t make it to the top of her chimney.
The synapses are about that far apart.
There’s a leak in her ceiling
Thick as a brick.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Toys in the attic
Two bits shy of a word.
Vacancy on the top floor.
Was hiding behind the door when they passed out brains.
Was napping in the nut pile the day that God was cracking nuts.
Welcome light on, but no one home.
When she plays poker, it’s hard to tell whether she has an ace up her sleeve or if the ace is missing from her deck altogether.
You can hear the wind whistling through her ears.
Could it be. She sees the face of the modern dem party and decides to crash and burn.
?
No way.
The Squad made her do it.
She’s living in her own movie script-she’s got running in her head … never mind reality
Maybe her denture cream was made in China with a bit too much lead mixed in.
What the House produced was essentially an indictment that was tilted and controlled without witnesses or any other rights provided to the accused.
Like a Grand Jury only worse
The Trial was in the Senate and based upon that which the House provided, He was Acquitted and they wanted the Senate to do the same sloppy work they did and just gavel down and say guilty. They wanted to bring in Witnesses and other nonsense to draw it out and drive opinions with the complicit media lapdogs providing “expert” opinion to tell the masses what to think
They did not get it and they are stomping their feet like a spoiled child. They shot at the leader and missed, now it is his turn and they are whistling past the graveyard
They got slammed and now the boomerang is headed right at em
I love it when a plan comes together!
“She must have caught something from Hillary.”
She may catch her death of it.
Hillary can take her party’s nomination. She couldn’t guarantee an electoral victory over Trump, even with her machine’s historic level of cheating, as witnessed in 2016.
HRC made Pelosi enter into this impeachment gambit.
Pelosi’s crazy has all the hallmarks of someone being forced into action, against even their own best interests.
You can easily see this in companies that work with China.
Turn on FOX and you can watch it every day.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.