[DoodleDawg]

You're kidding.

No.

I believe that the objection rests in these lawyers bringing suit against targets that would otherwise be left alone.

And again, where is that illegal? Trump's talking about suing everyone remotely connected with the Mueller probe. Would that be illegal?

[an amused spectator]

When I get rich, I'm going to hire me a sheriff's deputy, a local police officer, an assistant DA and a code enforcement official into the newly-created local government department of "Harass DoodleDawg For Anything Under The Sun".

I'm sure you'll be OK with that, since it's "not against the law".

It will just be "extra-diligent law enforcement" - focused on YOU.

They'll be getting good coin and great pensions - as long as they do their #1 job of Harassing DoodleDawg well.

Heck, I'll even give the local government extra coin to be on board with the new department. ;-)