Posted on 02/20/2020 3:26:30 AM PST by Kaslin
If you are dumb enough to slobber over a socialist then youre already inclined toward being a hapless mark, so it should be no surprise that you Bernie dorks are about to get screwed over again by the Democratic Party. Heres how its going to go: Because you are stupid you support a socialist, so you are presumptively stupid you think that if you work really hard and win the votes the establishment creeps who own the Democratic Party are going to let you have a say. But, like last time, you wont get a say. Youll work real hard maybe if you worked really hard at actual jobs you wouldnt be half-wit socialists and youll win the votes, and all your dreams will die as you end up with the nomination going to a malignant midget multi-zillionaire.
I dont know exactly how they are going to do it more convenient caucus kerfuffles, super-delegates, shenanigans at the convention but there is no way your masters will ever let you win. Like I said, youre socialists, and therefore stupid, so you will get cheated and you will end up having to vote for the Verne Troyer of American big-money politics.
And, like the obedient saps you are, youll do it.
Now, at this point, you probably have some complaints about this column. By complaining, you can temporarily distract from the indisputable fact that your own foolishness has put you in the position of being crushingly humiliated by the Democratic elite once again. Let me briefly address your whiny protests.
Yes, I say socialist like its a bad thing. This is because its a very bad thing. Like, to the tune of 100 million corpses bad thing. Ive actually lived in the ruins of socialism and you, well, you had a man-bunned sociology TA tell you it was swell. And you believed him because you are a dupe. Be glad that I am assuming that you are stupid instead of the only other reason one would ever cavort with these blood-stained goblins: that you are evil.
But hes a democratic socialist, you interject, because you are stupid. Would you feel fine with a democratic Nazi? Actually, you probably would, since Nazis are just a genre of socialist with white and black added to the color palette.
Then youll claim that the Box Boy wont be the nominee, no, one of the other pouty posse will get it. Maybe Biden will. You totally want to vote for a guy who thinks his powder-diving, dancer-diddling loser son should totally be getting $83K a month. Man, if you got money like that you could move out of your parents place! Or maybe Audie Buttigieg he seems plausible. No, Im not laughing! And then theres Big Chief Sanders Lite. Maybe she could get elected. Really, Im not laughing. Okay, then Amy Klobuchar no, Im not laughing, Im just scratching my head wondering why she is even still in. Face it. The only viable option besides Vermont Stalin is Scrooge McSuck.
And your next protest will be that Donald Trump is worse than Mini Mike. In fact, youll say, Trump is like Hitler combined with well, Hitler is the only dictator you dont like, so well just stick with Hes literally Hitler for real! Again, you have been suckered. If you were actually raging against the machine rather than aspiring to be a cog in it, you would back him. Now, you may not like it, and you may be too dumb to see it, but Trump is the only disruptor of the establishment in this race. Short Stuffs gnome-ination is designed to re-establish the establishment. And mark my words: youll help him do it.
Yeah, I bet Wall Street is quivering in its collective Guccis over the muffled pitter-patter of the tiny little footsteps of the approaching Bloomberg administration. Bloomberg is not just an eager supporter of the globalist vision but a leading advocate, the Dwarf King of Davos. Trump, not so much. But youve been told to hate Trump, and like obedient little ants, you hate him.
In fact, you hate Trump so much that you will vote for the polar opposite of your crusty commie hero even after your preference has been torn from your soft little hands yet again. If you wanted to burn down the system, Trump would be your man. But you dont...not really. You just want some scraps, like getting out of your loans or making other people pay for your doctor and youll be happy. Thats why youll give your general election vote to the Stop N Frisk Doughboy even as you assure yourself that the guy who got minority unemployment to record lows is the big, bad racist in this race.
Youve been had. Youll cry, but youll still go along with the scam as this all plays out.
Suddenly, the media will turn on the Bern in a coordinated attack. Oh wait, thats happening. Then Frodo Moneybags will start buying off individuals and liberal groups. Oh wait, thats happening too. Crusty has-been Sam Donaldson decided to show off his new blonde rug during his endorsement; so many more are coming. And I bet its not his cash but the power of Mikeys ideas okay, now I am laughing.
There will be more primary and caucus surprises, except the only people who will be surprised are you suckers. If it gets as far as the convention, your masters will adjourn to the un-smoke-filled rooms and decide for you who you will vote for. And youll whine and winge and ultimately obey like the good little suckers you are.
See, you bought into the idea that another four years of prosperity and peace under Donald Trump is much, much worse than reinstalling the party apparatus that has screwed you over in the last two cycles. Youll ignore the economy, the lack of new wars, the trade rebalancing, and all the other stuff and instead focus on what your masters have commanded you to focus on: that Trump tweeted something mean. Oh, and Russians.
And heres why you will let the Democrat puppetmasters succeed. Its because you are stupid. Now, you could stop being stupid. You could refuse to play along. You could even insist Bernie run as a third-party candidate. I like that because it guarantees Trump II: Fossil-Fuel Generated Electric Boogaloo. But it would serve your interests too by forcing the party to recognize and respect you instead of assuming youll fall into line once again. But you wont. Youre all talk and no revolution. Take off that Che t-shirt and put on one with Mini Mayors pouty little mug on it. Hes your man. Youre all Bloomberg Bros. Just give it time.
Youre saps, and youll take whatever youre given and tell yourself you like it.
Way too many descriptive adjectives.
[ You Bernie Suckers Are Going to Get Fooled Again
Townhall.com ^ | February 20, 2020 | Kurt Schlichter ]
Kurt Schlichter - always good stuff - 4 later
Not just Bernie Bros.
Looks like the ‘Rats are planning a brokered convention.
And if that’s the case, then that means all of the hard work of volunteers, folks taking time to cast a vote will be meaningless.
Dem voters will be fed a crap sandwich by their party with the expectation that voters will eat it AND LIKE IT.
Well, Democrats voters...Will you?
Well, hot damn! Kurt stay what he really thinks and not hold back like this.
“...end up with the nomination going to a malignant midget multi-zillionaire.”
I don’t know - that sounds a lot better than “..end up with the nomination going to a rich guy.”
Yep. Hillary will be viewed as the Savior of Western Civilization. She scares the crap out of me.
I wouldnt brag too loudly. Having voted for McLame AND Mittens I have a very good memory of crap sandwich.
I see what Kurt did there.
L8r
Donald Dems are a thing, you know.
I bet last night made more.
And a brokered convention...
There’s Burny,giving the communist salute with his fist in the air. He’s not shy, people. It kills me that a certified commie got this far in MY country.
I posted right here on FReerepublic not long after Trump came down the escalator that it really didnt matter much who won because the next president would have to be a tyrant to govern this increasingly ungovernable country. I have yet to see anything that makes me doubt this outcome. In fact the events of the last three years pretty much proves it.
I would rather see Trump put them in camps than the other way around but one thing is clear. One side WILL win.
Very well said.
The new dem tradition.
They have abandoned the archaic notion of allowing voters to have some say in the choice of nominees.
This guy is one of the worst writers whose work is posted regularly here on FR.
Thats gonna leave a mark.
They abandoned it a while ago.
Now they’re forgoing the fig leaf.
And it ignores the fact that the Berniebots are expecting to be cheated so fooling will not be involved.
Stupid they might be, unprepared they are not. Expect them to have the paperwork in order to file a presidential ticket to run in June.
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