[treetopsandroofs]

“Probation offices are a great place to pick up chicks”

AA meetings are better — so I’ve heard.

Seriously, I had a low-life neighbor once who couldn’t drive because of DUI, but said he did well at AA meetings.

[stan_sipple]

it wasnt in this article but the judicial ethics board dinged the judge for dating a woman who was on probation for felonies

[Boogieman]

We need some pick-up lines for AA meetings. Like:

“You’ve already hit rock bottom, so hooking up with me can’t make things any worse...”

or

“I’m going to need to make a lot of amends for all the naughty things I could do with you...”