Elizabeth Warren Mocks Michael Bloomberg's Height

Marc Dice ^ | Feb 23, 2020

[digger48]

They could have been twins

But I think she might have had more chin whiskers

[Conserv]

Yeah, but mini mike has that turkey neck.

[Leaning Right]

Will Bloomberg have the guts to strike back at Warren in the next debate? If Liz can make fun of Bloomberg’s height, why can’t Bloomberg make fun of Liz’s fake Indian claims?

[Ken H]

Mrs Watson in first grade was a dreaded knuckle-rapper. She was well under 5 feet, but she was not one to be crossed.

[atc23]

LOL - - wow, the hectoring, arm waving, savage redskin can actually be funny. This is the only thing she’s ever said that wasn’t a lie

[dp0622]

Best primary ever :)

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

She is shaming his height impairment. I didn’t think righteous progressives did such things. That was very insensitive of her toward all height-challenged Americans (from now on known as HCA’s) and she should resign.

[atc23]

You’re a Bloomberg supporter?

[digger48]

So do I, after losing a third of my body weight

and he’s got 15 years on me

So I have to give him a pass on that

[DoodleBob]

[wiseprince]

And the branding, like it or not, is complete.

[4Liberty]

Best. Presidential. Reelection. Cycle. Ever. Thank You POTUS!

[wiseprince]

That would be hilarious because it’ll be clear they are attacking each other with phrases Trump coined.

[Conserv]

It’s funny how we remember those teachers.

[BwanaNdege]

Way to go, Lizzie!

I’m “vertically challenged” and I will NEVER vote for you!!!

(Full disclosure: I never would have voted for you, regardless)

:-)

[Tomato lover]

“His height doesn’t matter as much as his desire to use the Constitution as toilet paper.”

Best comment, I agree. He can not change his height, his outlook was self made and could have been shaped differently.

[kiryandil]

Will Bloomberg have the guts to strike back at Warren in the next debate? If Liz can make fun of Bloomberg’s height, why can’t Bloomberg make fun of Liz’s fake Indian claims?

Little Big Mike is handicapped by the fact that no one has made fun of him to his face in decades.

He'd have to work to add that experience to his talent stack, and I doubt he would want to.

Which means she'll be able to drag him to his face again.

[seowulf]

She’s a brevistaturaphobe.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

She’s a brevistaturaphobe.

Disgusting, ain't it?

[Tired of Taxes]

It’s always been OK for the Dems to make fun of people.

They only become indignant when a Republican does it.