Geesh I thought my 45 rolls was a bit excessive! :-)
No TP runs for me for at least 6 months I think...
I purchase an entire basement of toilet paper. I bet the preppers did not think of toilet paper.
I can use it to trade for food, bullets and etc.
I figure one slice of toilet paper is worth a least two slices of bread. I will trade a roll for two steaks. Six rolls for a bottle of Rum.
People panic when they are sitting on that golden throne and realize they don’t have that golden toilet paper.
When the heat goes out you can use it to keep warm too.
I will probably go buy groceries in the next week and my wife will ask me, did you buy more TP? Yes. Good! If I say no. WHAT(insert Charlie Brown adult jabbering at me)!!! I can be in the bathroom doing my business, or taking a shower, in the garage changing the oil on my tractor and I will hear her coming. Do you know we only have that one 30 roll pack of toilet paper left, I just opened it? No I didn’t know, I don’t routinely do TP inventory(which will get a sharp retort if I decide to toss some gas on the fire just to see the reaction). Well you go by the store tomorrow and pick up another 30 rolls. I swear she must have been caught in the midst of something and not had toilet paper sometime in her life.