INTERROGATOR: Tell us where they took our downed pilot!
JIHADI: Never! I'll never tell!
INTERROGATOR: Okay. You want to do it the hard way. (shouts down hallway) "GET 'ENLISTED JESUS' IN HERE!"
JIHADI: NO! NO! EVEN WITH ENLISTED JESUS I WILL NOT TALK!"
ENLISTED JESUS: Well, Ok. Here. (Picks up a Sickle Scaler, examines it, and puts it back down...mutters to himself) No. Not yet. (holds up a pair of cotton forceps, swings them from side to side while observing the Jihadi's reactions, then says quietly) We can use these for other things. Ahhh. (Picks up a Hollenback Carver, and his face assumes an evil knowing grin as he holds it in the field of view of the patient and speaks quietly) This will do. (Jihadi's face pales and breaks out in a cold sweat as Enlisted Jesus closes door)
JIHADI: (muffled screams heard from down the hall) NO! NO! NOT THAT! NO! NOT THE HOLLENBACK CARVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I went to that page. I have a request......could we please replace the NON-COMBATANT Bronze Star? It always just says Bronze Star. There is a JAG running in NC that touts his Bronze Star, which he received for organizing the courts in Iraq. I’m sure these types of people are giving their best in service, but non-combatant medals shouldn’t be on par with medals received for meritorious service on the battlefield. Rant over.
It is like Mayor Pete’s ads that tout his being ‘outside the wire’ when he was only ‘outside the wire’ to drive someone somewhere.